Professor Daddy

Look at how professorial our father is! Daddy, somewhere in the United States of America, there's a small liberal arts college that never filled a physics professor vacancy because they never found the candidate with the right mix of physics, classics, philosophy, literature, economics, and soccer. You may have missed your true calling in life, but we're all grateful that the career you did pursue was able to provide years and years of music lessons, instruments, family camping trips, books, and a mother that was able to do everything for us.